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You have surely heard the saying that \u201claughter is the best medicine\u201d. Well, it\u2019s true\u2013 and a well-timed horse joke can certainly help to cheer someone up! One of the key reasons that laughter is so good for both the body and soul is because it is a form of stress relief. Laughter activates your stress relief response and can increase and decrease your heart rate and your blood pressure. This leaves you feeling happy and relaxed. <\/p>\n

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Laughing can also soothe tension, which is similar to the stress relief we went over above. To specifically target tension, laughter stimulates your body\u2019s circulation and muscle relaxation. These can both help with the physical symptoms of stress. Laughter stimulates some of your organs, too. When you laugh, you increase your body\u2019s intake of the oxygen-rich air. This helps to stimulate your heart, lungs, and muscles. It also increases the number of endorphins that are released by the brain.<\/p>\n

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In addition, laughter has certain long-term benefits! One of the ways that it can help you in the long term is that it can help to improve your immune system\u2013 which can keep you from getting sick while others around you deal with viruses or bugs. You are probably aware that certain negative thoughts or emotions can manifest themselves in the form of chemical reactions in the brain or body. These reactions can decrease your immunity! However, positive thoughts and emotions can do the inverse, releasing neuropeptides that can fight stress and more serious illnesses. <\/p>\n

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Another of the long-term benefits of laughing is that it can improve any pain that you might be suffering. It prompts the body to produce its own special natural painkillers\u2013 so next time you stub your toe, try to laugh it off. Laughter can improve personal satisfaction with your life, interactions, and experiences, because it helps you to make connections with people\u2013 even those that you do not know well. It can also help you to cope with particularly challenging and difficult experiences that you may have to go through. And besides, laughing is fun! <\/p>\n

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After reading about all of these benefits, you will surely want to start laughing more! Well, look no further than the 20 \u201chorse walks into a bar\u201d jokes that follow.<\/p>\n

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1 – A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks him, \u201chey, why the long face?\u201d<\/p>\n

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2 – A horse walks into a bar and the bartender greets him, \u201chey!\u201d \u201cYes, please,\u201d says the horse. <\/p>\n

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3 – A horse walks into a bar, and he steals my girlfriend of 3 years.<\/p>\n

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4 – A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Well, a lot of animals do things\u2013 it\u2019s not our place to judge them!<\/p>\n

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5 – A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender tells him, \u201cWe don\u2019t allow your kind here.\u201d The horse leaves and sues him for discrimiNEIGHtion.<\/p>\n

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6 – A horse walks into a bar. Five hours later, the same horse walks unsteadily out of the bar.<\/p>\n

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7 – A horse walks into a bar\u2013 four faults.<\/p>\n

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8 – A horse walks into the bar, and the bartender asks him, \u201cwhy the long face?\u201d The horse replies, \u201cbecause you tell that same joke every time I come here.\u201d<\/p>\n

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9 – A bar walks into a bartender. The horse comments, \u201cyou\u2019re not very good at telling jokes, are you?\u201d<\/p>\n

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10 – A horse walks into a bar, but the whereabouts of the rider are unknown. Everyone there is very tense. <\/p>\n

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11 – A horse walks into a bar. The bartender greets him, \u201chey.\u201d The horse replies. \u201cNo, thanks, I just ate. I\u2019ll just have a beer instead.\u201d<\/p>\n

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12 – A pony walks into a bar. He whispers his order to the bartender, who asks, \u201cwhy are you whispering your order? I need you to speak up.\u201d The pony says, \u201cI\u2019m a little horse.\u201d<\/p>\n

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13 – A horse walks into a bar and gets kicked out. Why? Well, because horses can\u2019t be in bars.<\/p>\n

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14 – A horse walks into a bar. The trainer tells him, \u201cnext time, jump.\u201d<\/p>\n

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15 – Warhorse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, \u201cwhy the long film?\u201d<\/p>\n

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16 – A racehorse walks into a bar with his entire entourage. The bartender says, \u201cYou can\u2019t come in here with those trainers.\u201d<\/p>\n

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17 – A pantomime horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks him if he would like a pint of beer. \u201cNo, two halves,\u201d the horse replies. <\/p>\n

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18 – A white horse walks into a bar and asks for some whiskey. The landlord tells him, \u201chey, we\u2019ve got a whiskey named after you.\u201d \u201cWhat, George?\u201d asks the horse.<\/p>\n

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19 – A horse walks into a bar. The bartender mixes up idioms with jokes and offers the horse water, but he can\u2019t make him drink.<\/p>\n

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20 – A horse walks into a bar. He approaches the bartender and says, \u201cI\u2019ll have a beer, please.\u201d The bartender is shocked, and he excuses himself to go talk to his manager. \u201cHey, boss, there is a horse in here and he\u2019s asking for a beer.\u201d The boss replies, \u201cso give him a beer, but charge him double for it. After all, horses don\u2019t know the cost of beer.\u201d The bartender goes back out front and serves the horse his beer. \u201cYou know, we don\u2019t get a lot of horses around here.\u201d The horse looks at him and replies, \u201cwell, at these prices, I\u2019m not surprised.\u201d<\/p>\n

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